http://zoocow.com/jokes Nothin' but Funny Jokes Thu, 19 Jun 2008 17:55:06 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en http://zoocow.com/jokes/viking-watermelon-king/254/ This is too true to be very funny. The next time you hear a politician use the word 'billion' in a casual manner, think about whether you want the politicians spending YOUR tax money. A billion is a difficult number to comprehend, but one advertising agency did a good job of ... http://zoocow.com/jokes/whats-a-billion/252/ Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71. Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry ... http://zoocow.com/jokes/the-pillsbury-doughboy-died-yesterday/251/ Let's put tax cuts in terms everyone can understand. Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100. If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this: The first four men (the poorest) would ... http://zoocow.com/jokes/lets-put-tax-cuts-in-terms-everyone-can-understand/250/ http://zoocow.com/jokes/the-new-5-dollar-bill/249/ http://zoocow.com/jokes/funny-politics/247/ When you are faking a pose for a camera photo opportunity, at least you can get the phone turned in the right direction! http://zoocow.com/jokes/obama-faking/221/ http://zoocow.com/jokes/redneck-mansion/218/ This is scary for anyone who travels frequently by plane! Actual crack in a US Airways DC-9 window frame! Fliers beware of the sub standard maintenance on the airplanes that you fly on. This is an actual crack that was found in the window frame on a DC-9. I'll definitely think twice before ... http://zoocow.com/jokes/crack-in-airline-windowunbelievable/214/ A brilliant analysis by this letter writer. http://zoocow.com/jokes/global-warming-solved/211/