Really Funny Jokes

Airport security

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

This is a screen shot I took of Task Manager and how windows handles my memory

 

 

 

 

BREAKFAST.SYS halted… Cereal port not responding.

Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner.

Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)

COFFEE.SYS missing… Insert cup in cup holder and press any key.

Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue.

Error reading FAT record. Try SKINNY one? (Y/N)

File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N)

Invalid mouse movement.

Press any key except… No, No, No, NOT THAT ONE!

Press any key to continue or any other key to quit.

Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User.

This is a message from God Gates: “Reboot the world. Please log off.”

This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?

To “shut down” your system, type “WIN”

User Error: Replace User.

WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL&PAPER.SYS)

Windows Message: “Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)”

Windows VirusScan 1.0 - “Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)”

Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on their way.