Actual Bumper Stickers
“Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.”
“Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.”
“Cover me. I’m changing lanes.”
“As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools”
“Laugh alone and the world thinks you’re an idiot.”
“Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let him/her sleep”
“I want to die in my sleep […]